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Sharks And Video Games – We’re gonna need a bigger boat

I am of the opinion that Shark Week on The Discovery Channel should be made into a national week of celebration. Festivals, shark-shaped snacks on sticks,  a concert by Toby Keith, fireworks, and all the inspired jubilation – because Shark Week is just that great.

Sadly, there’s not much for a gamer looking to “sink his teeth” (haha, Shark analogies haters!) for some virtual shark action, at least to my collective knowledge. The only games I do so happen to remember all have the Steven Spielberg’s Jaws license tied to them.

The first game, came years after the first Jaws, and was roughly tied to Jaws: The Revenge – the fourth and final Jaws movie.  Yet, this Nintendo Entertainment System game was simply titled – Jaws.

Jaws was published back in 1987 by LJN, a wonderful video game maker who gave us such fabulous movie tie-ins such as Back To The Future, The Karate Kid, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Videogame Adventure, and Friday The 13th.

Ahem… excuse me while I laugh to myself at that last sentence. (LOL)

Jaws for the N.E.S., is a rather short and kinda bland experience of a game. How so? Well, you can beat it in almost 6 minuets; give a couple of hours or so depending on how much the few first minuets bored you to death, walked away, and then realized that you left your N.E.S. on and picked up from there.

I don’t want to bag on Jaws too hardly though. I mean for a mildly interesting time killer the game is perfect. There’s nothing Earth-shattering bad about that either, but I  do kinda wish you could play as the shark.

Isn’t that the only reason why someone would pick up a game featuring a great sea-predator such as a shark, but to experience it’s mighty ocean-mastering power?

Thank goodness someone listened to our collective prayers years later, with the 2006 release of Jaws Unleashed for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox.

Unlike Jaws’ 2D side-scrolling nature, Jaws Unleashed is drastically different, and can be easily summarized as Grand Theft Auto with sharks.

The premise is that you take control of the original great white from the first Jaws film, and prey on the unsuspecting beach goers of Amity Island. It’s all open-world mission based; from taking down marine obstacles that poses a threat to your survival, or facing off against boats, divers, and other water-dwelling life.

Sounds like fun – and if not – at least a bit humorously (or horrifically) enjoyable if this game play video is any indication.

I’m pretty sure Jaws Unleashed, though with its bad camera problems, glitchy game bugs, and freeze ups, is well-regarded as a cult hit. So as Bob Barker would say, if the price is right, Jaws Unleashed is worth a go at.

If anyone knows of  any other shark related games, hit the comments, and share your experience.

Oh and Shark Week 2011 is only a year away! (I thought I should mention that because for no other reason is that Shark Week is kick-ass! Okay, okay, I’ll stop now.)

Guile Theme Goes With Everything!

Does the Guile Theme, from the iconic fighting-game Street Fighter II, go with everything? The provided You Tube videos below say yes, emphatically. Enjoy.

Merry Christmas With A Yule Log

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays!

And now… the annual lighting of the yule log!

Enjoy your day!

Thanks to Youtube user LiveGreat for the video.

Taking A Christmas Vaction

Me and Jacob are taking a little Christmas break from the blog starting tomorrow and right into the New Year. Although you might see two special gifts from us, just in time to fill your Holiday Stockings: a special episode of the One Bored Gamer Vlog and the annual lighting of the yule log!Please stay tuned for that. (That’s if all goes to plan and we don’t accidentally go too heavy with the eggnog…) During that time we’ll both be spending time goofing off, eating chicken tamales, and playing with our spanking fresh Christmas gifts.

So from all of us here at One Bored Gamer,

Happy Holidays and have a Shiny New Year!

*Not an actual representation of the One Bored Gamer Staff, but rather a jolly picture from a blog entry from 1Up’s Retro Gaming Blog: Merry Christmas from Sunsoft by Frank Cifaldi (please click if you want to believe in Santa!)

Obama Expresses Hatred for Sports Camps

Since when where sports camps a bad thing?  In a recent speech at a United We Serve event at Fort McNair in Washington DC, President Obama said the following:

On Monday, we launched “United We Serve,” our summer service initiative.  It’s going to run all the way through our National Day of Service on September 11th.  We want to ask every American to take some time out this summer to do something for others.

Parents, take your kids — they’re going to have fun, they’re going to be in sports camps, they’re going to be watching TV and playing video games.  Once a week, take them down — whether it’s to a soup kitchen or to volunteer on a community project — teach them what it means to be a real citizen.  You’ll find that actually the kids love it, and it’s going to make a lasting impression on them.

Why single out sports camps?  Sports camps never hurt anybody.

Read GamePolitics for more info: Here

A full transcript of what Obama said can be found here.